Stranger Than Fiction

The Water Expert was over at Lakeview Village last night, when he noticed a broken fence and tree in front of the Oasis. As he investigated the details, the story he got was this:

Some teens, lots of teens, found out that Garlic Jim's was handing out free pizza, so they were there for some food. A young driver, newly licensed and with one car accident already under his belt, was spinning around the parking lot when he lost control of his car and ran into another car, which knocked over the fence and the tree. The reason he lost control? His pet python had escaped from its cage and was trying to eat the box of mice he had picked up for the snake's dinner.

I am not making this up.